Drunk!

Drunkenness = the state of being intoxicated by consumption of alcoholic beverages to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired and tilted. Common symptoms are:

1. slurred speech

2. impaired balance

3. poor coordination

4. flushed face

5. redness of the eyes

 and sometimes:

6. verbal expression of unwanted thoughts

7. giving away lots of money (as much as P200)

8. pouring a cup coffee and being unaware of it's hotness

9. crossing the street, unafraid of being bumped

Possible effects may be:

1. temporary experience of wide range emotions:

2 anger, 

3. sadness,

4. depression to euphoria

5. lightheartedness

6. sexual disinhibition

and sometimes:

7. if she's a woman, boyfriend may cut his classes

7a. her boyfriend's friend may also cut classes

8. if he's a boy, he'll probably think not to drink again

9. he might be afraid of evidences of him being "drunk" for the very first time

10. he might also tell himself he's now a better  man than before... =)

This article is dedicated to... Ugh! You know who you are guys! Anyways, thanks to wikipedia!

ksm ^